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History Lesson

Abraham
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John
F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John
F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both
were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both
wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both
Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both
Presidents were shot in the head.
Now
it gets really weird.
Lincoln
's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's
Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both
were assassinated by Southerners.
Both
were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew
Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon
Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated
Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated
Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known
by their three names.
Both names are composed
of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater
named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car
called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater
and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a
warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated
before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was
shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was
shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Send this to
as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people
don't mind reading.
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